Hidden clues

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He lies to himself pretending to be healthy but eating pastries
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He grew a small amount of savings as a teenager working in a dodgy industry
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He hides a wide collection of ass sex toys and a bit of protection in the furniture where he stands in the portrait with his girlfriend
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He has some spare keys to an empty storage unit he does not remember he owns

He hides an always accessible half a gramme in his right Nike sneaker

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He is Jonathan, a devoted Christian that knows he has big things to achieve in this life 

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